(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
I made this at home for you, teacher.
What is it?
This is yo-grape.
Yo-grape?
I mixed yogurt and grapes!
You startled me.
- What were you thinking of? / - Nothing.
Teacher, I want to learn how to dance.
I want to learn ballet, Zumba and classical dance.
I mixed all those three type of dances!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Ballet, Zumba, classical dance...
Ballet, classical dance, Zumba...
Bal-class-zum!
I'll show you! Bal-class-zum!
Everyone!
Bal-class-zum!
Bal-class-zum.
That was exciting.
Good job, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk next?
♪ Do it by yourself ♪
♪ All by yourself ♪
♪ Be a responsible child ♪
Who are you and why are you so noisy?
Pipe down, will you?
Alright, I'll be quiet, teacher.
Zip!
What was that?
Why don't you introduce yourself?
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng.
Yamsaeng.
Oh! You're one of the new class 32 comedians.
Great.
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
You gave us homework last week.
Right! I forgot.
Thanks, Yamsaeng.
Raise your hand if you didn't do your homework.
Me.
You didn't do it?
Everyone else did it?
Yes.
It's just me.
Then, why bring it up?
Why didn't you do your homework?
I had athletic club practice.
Oh, you're in an athletic club?
For what sport?
I'm on...
Oh, the table tennis team.
No.
Oh, the soccer team.
- I'm on the chess team. / - What?
Free kick, free kick, free kick!
- He's about to kick. / - A free kick.
Shoot!
So that's how he plays chess.
What's wrong with you?
Teacher, I need a beating to snap out of it.
Please hit me.
You don't deserve a beating.
No, teacher. I'll take a hit and snap out of it.
- Alright. / - Okay.
- Just one slap on the palms. / - Okay.
Why did you dodge?
My reflexes are too good.
- I dodged. / - Yamsaeng.
Teacher, hit me one more time.
Hold onto my palms before hitting me.
- Alright. / - Hold my hands out.
You keep dodging!
Why you...
Yamsaeng!
Yamsaeng...
- Yamsaeng... / - My blood pressure!
Hey!
I'm not letting you get away with this!
You shouldn't let me get away with this.
If you did, you'd look like a fool.
You'd better be quiet! Be quiet!
Everyone, shut your mouths.
You be quiet too!
Zip!
This stick won't do. Bring a different one!
This won't do.
Bring it in.
Bring one with nails on it.
Lock all the doors!
We're going to see blood here!
You'd better be quiet!
Zip.
Hey...
Come here.
Why are you being like this as a transfer student?
Be honest.
Do you have a problem with this school?
Teacher...
No matter what school you go to,
between a teacher and a student,
there's always an invisible wall.
What are you doing?
What the...
We must tear down this wall.
Yeah.
You're right.
Let's all tear down that wall together.
Teacher, now there's nothing standing between us.
Yes. Of course.
Yo, go buy me a soda.
What did you say?
Go buy me a soda, Daehui.
Sit down, you fool!
- This has been Yamsaeng. / - Sit down!
He's good!
Who wants to talk next?
Where did these brats go?
- He's here! / - I knew it!
You were all in here!
This one dyed his hair!
This one's outfit is inappropriate!
There are all sorts of weirdos in this class!
Dean of students, why are you here?
Hello.
I'm Wang Tiger the teacher and
I punish all the bad students.
Mr. Wang, don't be like this.
How about taking the subway home with me?
The subway?
I don't take the subway. Too many weirdos.
What's wrong with the subway?
There are all sorts of idiots on the subway.
When the guy next to him is watching a funny clip...
There are data-thieving idiots that laugh together.
Those old idiots that rub their face...
On the subway pole to cool off since it's hot.
Those friends that sit with a stranger
in between them and go...
What should we get later?
- Should we get burgers? / - Burgers?
- Agreed. / - Okay.
These kind of annoying idiots!
Those guys that act cool and don't use the handle.
- It happens. / - Those idiots with weak legs!
When the subway doors open...
Want me to show you a magic trick?
A magic trick?
The doors are opening.
Those idiots that think they're Dr. Strange!
Nobody does that!
That's me.
The doors are opening.
What are you doing?
I'm going out through this door.
- Good-bye. / - Good-bye.
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ I'll give... Everything ♪
It's fine.
That was really good.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What the...
This is totally swag.
I'm going to work at a bakery.
And I'll totally have swag at the bakery.
What will you do at a bakery?
First, I'll introduce our best-sellers.
Swag puffs.
And...
Croi-swag.
Lastly, tirami-swag.
Today, we're making twisted doughnuts.
What? How will I make them?
♪ I'll be twisted tonight ♪
Here you go.
What? It's your swag-birthday, so you want a freebie?
No, I'll get in trouble if the boss finds out.
I can't.
♪ Oh, whatever ♪
One the house.
What are you doing?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
This pizza spatula
will become my floppy ears.
And these piping bags
will become my tusks.
Lastly, these baguettes
will become my elephant trunk.
- Don't I look like an elephant? / - Yeah.
- Are you all ready? / - Yeah!
Let's start the performance.
Let's get it!
♪ Mr. Elephant has a nose for a hand ♪
♪ He can catch cookies with his nose ♪
♪ Swag ♪
Alright, you'll go sit down now.
Alright, I'll go sit down.
I'll totally miss you all.
Alright, good job, CD.
Next is the proud Korean!
Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
- You'd better not speak English today. / - Alright.
Today,
I'll talk about the shoes we wear when we exercise.
Alright.
On a basketball court...
- You wear basketball shoes. / - Right.
- On a soccer field, you wear soccer cleats. / - Yes.
And on an ice rink,
you wear these...
Bladed shoes.
What are they called?
They have 2 blades. They're bladed shoes.
These are bladed shoes for having 2 blades?
Yes, bladed shoes.
What a great name.
Bladed shoes.
- They're called something else. / - No.
- No, right? / - Everyone here knows.
No, right?
I think you know it.
- You said you wouldn't. / - No!
No!
Don't say it! They're bladed shoes!
Skate!
S-K-A-T-E!
Skate!
Adjustable figure ice skate.
U.S.A athletic shoe women's tricot lined ice skate.
Skate-boiled octopus.
Yu Huiyeol's music show.
Skate-book.
What are you looking for?
A tooth-skate.
♪ Eternal love ♪
♪ Skate me ♪
Teacher, I can't not speak English.
Just call them skates. Don't complicate things.
- Really? / - Yes!
Then, can I keep going?
Continue! Yeah!
Alright.
Now I'll talk about how couples are affectionate.
- Alright. / - First...
They hold hands.
Right?
Next, they hug each other.
How sweet.
And lastly..
When their tongues meet...
It's a tongue date.
A tongue date?
- Hey. / - A tongue date?
Geez, how embarrassing.
- What is this called? / - A tongue date.
Why is it a tongue date?
Two tongues come together. A tongue date.
- So the tongues are on a date? / - Right.
- The tongues? / - The tongues.
- Amazing. / - You've had a tongue date, right?
He nodded!
- Hey, you know what this is called. / - Tongue date.
No.
No!
Don't!
Hold it in!
Kiss!
K-I-S-S!
Kiss!
- French kiss. / - Yes!
The bite and nibble, romantic Spider-Man kiss.
That's right.
Park Kiss-sun.
Kiss restaurant.
Know who I am?
Yoon Kiss-sang.
Yoon Kiss-sang?
Wonbin of "Autumn in My Heart."
Why Wonbin?
Love? Don't make me kiss.
What was that?
- Go sit down. / - Alright.
Thank you very much for coming to Gag Concert.
Bye-bye! Have a good night.
- See you! / - Bye-bye.
Please be seated.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I really enjoy watching my grandson these days.
Yesterday, I read him
"The Tortoise and the Hare."
Oh, really?
Do you all remember who crossed the
finish line first? The tortoise or the hare?
The tortoise finished first.
People come first!
When did you make this?
People...
My grandson is actually in college.
Do any of the students here
have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Kim Seongwon.
Yes, Mr. Principal.
I spent a long time living abroad,
so my Korean still isn't that good.
How do I get better at Korean?
You should date a Korean girlfriend.
Then your Korean will really improve.
Really?
Shall I set you up with a girl
you can date and learn from?
Yes!
Come on out!
She can teach you.
Oh Nami comes first!
I'm Seongwon's girlfriend and Korean teacher.
Alright, repeat after me.
Ga, na...
"Because the speech of this country is
different from that of China,
it does not match the Chinese letters."
I've mastered Korean.
So then...
Stop it!
Don't go!
Have a great week of learning Hangeul, people.
Hangeul, geul, geul, geul!
(Love Ladder)
Hello.
It might be hard to believe,
but I've been unable to date anyone for 7 years.
It might be hard to believe,
but I've been avoiding dating for 7 years.
- You mean unable... / - I'm avoiding it.
- You're avoiding it? / - Yeah.
- Oh, really? / - Yeah.
It might be hard to believe,
but if I date someone, I'll be killed.
It might be hard to believe...
But I am dating someone right now.
Hey!
You should be coming up with skits!
You shouldn't be dating!
You punk...
- Hold on, Minsang. / - What is it?
Are you angry or crying?
I'm not crying!
The only girls he sees is on his computer monitor.
- What? / - A cyber lover!
Let's hear from Yoo Minsang.
No...
You're all mistaken, people.
You all think I've never dated in my life.
That is not true.
I've dated before.
Currently, I'm taking a break from dating.
- No way... / - That's a really long break.
- Hold on. / - It's lasting half your life.
- So slow. / - Would you be quiet?
Anyway, I'm not here to talk about this.
I am here to talk about the deep-rooted
discrimination in Korea.
People...
Who sits in handicapped seating?
- The handicapped. / - Right.
Who sits in the pregnant women's seat?
- Pregnant women. / - Right.
Then are couple's seats for couples?
Why are couple's seats just for couples?
For me... Is this only annoying to me?
Is it just me? This doesn't annoy you guys?
If there's a couple's seat,
there should be a single's seat!
Why is it called a couple's seat?
2-person seat, friendship seat, buddy seat.
You can call it any of those.
But if it's called a couple's seat,
does a single person have to be
bad-mouthed for sitting there?
What if I'm sitting there by myself?
"Yoo Minsang is sitting alone in a couple's seat."
"Geez..."
Is that how it is?
Let's make it a law! Just arrest me!
"Comedian Yoo Minsang was seen sitting
in a couple's seat alone at 2 o'clock yesterday."
"Why did you sit in the couple's seat?"
I didn't mean to. I was just angry.
Is that how it is?
Make seats for singles.
Even when going to a movie alone,
I want to use both armrests.
One for my cola and one for my popcorn.
And that's not all.
When I try to buy snacks at the theater...
One large cola, one large popcorn
and an order of nachos please. Then they say...
"Oh, a couple's combo?"
Why is it a couple's combo?
Are you kidding me?
Don't call it that!
Just call them a large combo,
medium combo and a small combo!
Why a couple's combo?
People, I'm not being jealous.
I just don't want to be discriminated against.
I want single people to eat single combos,
sit in single seats and watch a movie as a single.
I know some of you watching TV
are watching this
and thinking, "How pathetic."
Do not pity me.
I'm very happy!
- Why are you crying? / - Good job.
- Good job. / - Stop crying.
- This is why he can't get married. / - What?
People.
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello,
I've been married for 2 years.
I love my wife. I'm Park Yeongjin.
As for me,
I'm very happy to be married!
So...
I plan on getting married 3 more times.
- What? / - What are you saying?
- That means... / - You'll get in trouble!
That's how happy I am.
Oh, I see.
If you get married,
you spend money on different things.
When you're unmarried and living alone,
you go out to drink and play pool...
I didn't even realize it but...
- It came out to $700 to $800 a month. / - True.
But once I got married...
$2,000 is taken from me every month.
- That's even more. / - And I knew about it.
- Oh, you knew. / - Hold on.
Oh, boy... Even now, my wife just spent $2,000...
- At the department store! / - Oh, gosh.
- Is that a good thing? / - I know about this!
Which is why I'm so happy!
Are you sure you're happy?
And another thing.
When I was living alone before I got married,
there was nothing to eat at home
and I was too lazy to cook.
So I just lived off of instant noodles.
But after I got married,
every morning, my pretty wife...
Makes me instant noodles with green onions.
What's the difference?
How is that different?
There are green onions in the instant noodles!
I'm so...
Happy!
What's wrong with you?
You don't sound happy.
I guess the $2,000 was for the green onions!
I'm so happy!
I shouldn't be doing this.
I suddenly miss my wife.
I really miss my wife!
Wife!
- Hey! / - Wife!
Calm down.
- Alright. / - Calm down.
Geez...
You must really be happy.
I'm so happy.
So happy.
You're very heated.
You know...
You all know nothing about women.
Wow.
It's true for you.
As the saying goes,
girls prefer a thoughtful guy over a nice guy.
True.
I'll tell you all how to be a thoughtful guy.
I went on a date with my girlfriend a few days ago.
Honey, what should we eat?
"Well... Whatever."
That's what she said.
Then I noticed her outfit.
A very flashy dress
and really high heels.
She was even wearing a strong perfume.
Then...
Where should we go to eat?
This is very important.
Where should we go?
Some people know and some don't.
Where should we go?
To get blood sausage soup.
What?
- Why? / - Blood sausage soup. You all know.
- Right? / - Why?
If you wear a flashy dress and high heels
at a blood sausage soup place, you'll get attention.
Girls like things like this.
Wasn't that thoughtful of me?
And where you sit is also important.
Those floor tables where you take your shoes off.
That's where you should sit.
High heels are uncomfortable.
And you have to warm yourself on the warm floor.
Why? Girls shouldn't sit on cold things.
I'm so thoughtful!
Why do you think she wore high heels?
Nobody knows about this stuff.
So when it's time to order,
what do you order?
Two bowls of blood sausage soup?
No way.
You order one large blood sausage soup
with an additional bowl of rice.
You show her how economic you are.
Being frugal!
That's marriage material!
Remember this, people. Especially, the guys.
People are loving this.
Once the food comes out,
top it with chives
and chopped spicy chilies.
Lastly, decorate with kimchi water.
No way!
- No! / - Isn't that great?
And don't just dig in.
You wait.
Just wait and hold still.
- Just wait. / - Why?
Your girlfriend needs to take a photo of the food.
Why would she photograph that?
So she can post it on social media.
You're right.
He's not!
Then I noticed my girlfriend's belly
sticking out from overeating.
Imagine how embarrassing that was for her.
What should you do in this situation?
You say it's cute and rub her belly.
- How cute! / - No! She'd hate that!
Oh, sorry!
- You're still cute, honey. / - Yeah?
Girls get swept up by sudden physical contact.
- Why'd you get swept up? / - So thoughtful.
And here's an important point.
As you can see, there's fat on the sides.
They're also called love handles.
How cute!
No, honey.
After that romantic date,
I haven't heard from her in days.
Why?
Why? She's playing hard to get!
I'm so thoughtful!
Amazing!
Did you all hear that, people?
All of us are really...
Happy!
(Are You Human?)
Hey...
These evil aliens are harming humans again?
Those evil aliens...
Hello, Dr. Hong.
Who are you?
I'm your new bodyguard.
- A bodyguard? / - Yes.
Hold on.
What does Dr. Jo want?
Hologram.
Video chat.
Show me Professor Jo.
- Dr. Hong. / - Yes, Dr. Jo.
I received an info that you'll be kidnapped by an alien.
Me? Then what should I do?
That's why I invented a weapon to defeat them.
It can even beat an atomic bomb.
The Fantastic Circle Stick!
The Fantastic Circle Stick?
That's an electric fly swatter.
- Shut it. / - Alright.
Anyway, I'll send you this Fantastic Circle Stick.
Try to be careful.
Alright.
Transfer.
1%, 2%...
3%...
Just give it to me!
End call.
You're so impatient.
You're the one that was taking forever.
- So, you're a new bodyguard? / - Yes.
You're here because of the alien?
Yes, that's right.
Alright, please work hard.
Yes.
What's that sound?
A breaking news report.
It's Dr. Jo!
I'm Anchor Jo Jinse.
I guess not.
According to eye-witness reports,
the aliens walk on four legs.
They walk on four legs?
What the...
And sneeze through their butt.
And most importantly,
they look like Gang Dongwon.
Oh, no. Looks like I've been caught.
You're definitely not an alien.
I got it now. Sorry for misunderstanding.
That's right.
What's your name?
Hong Jinho.
- Hong Jinho? / - Yes.
You have the same surname as me.
I'm a Namyang Hong. How about you?
I'm a Pluto Hong.
What?
A Pluto Hong?
That sounds weird. Show me your ID.
I brought it.
Where did it go?
Yeah.
Oh, here it is.
What the...
What are you doing?
What are you pulling out of your mouth?
You're an alien!
It's a misunderstanding, Dr. Hong.
Important things should be kept in the stomach.
Who does that?
No... Forget that.
Let's go somewhere real quick.
I'm not going anywhere, you alien.
Alien! Alien!
You are an alien.
You're an alien if you're afraid of this!
- Dr. Hong! / - Dr. Jo! I can defeat the alien!
- That Fantastic Circle Stick! / - Yes!
Batteries are sold separately.
What?
They take AA batteries.
What should I do?
End call.
My bad.
I'm not an alien.
Fine then!
A light saber!
Take this.
Cuticles removed. They look nice.
He used it for nail care!
- No... / - What should I do?
Take this!
He's teleporting!
Where did he go?
How are you using this ability?
Anyone can do it after your first birthday.
Probably on your planet!
No, Dr. Hong.
I'm going to tie you up.
Rope.
You fool.
You think you'll be able to move?
I'm moving.
What's happening?
Ropes break.
The ropes unraveled!
No, Dr. Hong.
That's it. Emergency alarm!
He's the alien. Surround him!
Don't move!
You fool.
I'm sleepy.
Wake up, Dr. Hong.
What the...
- Go sleep somewhere else, guys. / - What?
Get out of here.
He's using psychokinesis.
Now what? That's it.
Show me Professor Jo now.
Why are you taking a shower now?
What is it?
Give me some information on the alien!
Pull the alien's ear...
I got it!
And he'll become more powerful, so be careful!
End call.
I'm going to get some banana milk.
Banana milk isn't the issue!
Fine. I'm sure you didn't notice,
but I'm an alien.
I knew that!
Now, I can get what I want!
What are you doing?
My body is moving on its own...
My body...
He's using psychokinesis.
Why are you trying to kidnap me?
Give me a plane ride.
What?
I've been jealous of Earthlings that do this.
Take me to Pluto!
Go back to your planet!
Again, again!
Keep going!
(Big Picture)
Hello, everyone.
I'm Kim Daehui of Big Picture.
A big picture means to draw a big plan.
Let's see the big pictures in everyday life.
Hey, what are you doing?
Don't talk to me.
I'm writing notes on my desk to use it to cheat.
Awesome!
Did you all study hard?
No.
- Pass the tests back. / - Okay.
- Are they all passed out? / - Yes!
Now I want everyone to stand up
and switch seats.
What?
Switch seats.
I already wrote notes on this desk too.
That was my big picture.
Time to cheat.
Hey!
"Seongwon, I'm watching you."
I saw all this coming! This was my big picture!
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
I finished.
Nice job, Jaebaek. You always get good grades.
I need to use the bathroom.
- Yeah, hurry. / - Okay.
1 is B, 2 is B, 3 is D,
4 is Taejo of Joseon!
Who said that?
Yeah! We got all the answers!
Shouting out the wrong answers
to raise my student ranking. This was my big picture!
Why did I just play the drums?
So that maybe, I get a commercial deal
for a drum washing machine.
That was my big picture.
Let's watch the next big picture.
Grandma!
- Grandma! / - It's my granddaughter!
Sangmin, it must've been hard driving here.
No. How have you been?
I've been great!
Mom, she's been pestering us
to take her to see you.
Geez!
Can I just stay with grandma over summer break?
At grandma's house?
Alright, fine.
Oh, yeah!
Getting out of academies during the break by
staying at my grandma's house was my big picture!
My granddaughter!
Eat some of this and go play.
- Okay! / - Good.
Hey, stay over for a few days.
- Yeah? / - Yeah.
Mother will be too tired watching the kid.
No, not at all, Sangmin. It's fine.
I just feel bad.
Gosh, it's okay. Stay for a few days.
- Alright, mom. / - Good.
Go inside and get changed.
- Alright. / - Good.
Mother.
This is pocket money. Use it for what you need.
Oh, Sangmin...
I did what you told me to, right?
Yes!
Enjoy your holiday alone, Sangmin.
I'm using this money to take a trip to Jeju-do!
Help me out next time too, mother.
To get some time alone
this was my big picture with my mother-in-law!
I'm going fishing!
Mom!
- Yeah, you got changed? / - Yeah.
Let's get going.
Where?
To spray the fields with pesticide.
What?
I get a trip to Jeju-do and a helper!
This was my big picture!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
Hello, everyone.
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today is a fan.
We've brought in the developer and CEO, Yoo Minsang.
Hello.
A cooling fan.
- Mr. Yoo. / - Yes.
It's very hot these days.
Yes, it's very hot!
Yes, you sure gained a lot.
- A ton. / - That's not what I meant.
That's right. Yoo Minsang's fan
comes in two different types.
There's the regular model.
And housewives buy these
so that their kids don't hurt their hands.
We have bladeless fans too.
This thing really has no blades.
I'll turn it on.
What's the point? Does this generate any wind?
It doesn't generate wind, but it's safe.
What's the point of that?
Now, we'll bring in Chef Kim Suyeong
to talk about our product.
Come on out!
Hello, I'm Chef Kim Suyeong.
Housewives, the stove gets
so hot when you cook at home, right?
But with Yoo Minsang's fan,
you all can become chefs too.
First...
The grill...
That's a grill?
Place the grill on top of the stove.
As the grill heats...
Slice up some sausage.
That's not a knife!
What are you doing?
Now you have to beat some eggs.
Why would you use a fan to do that?
This is how you make
Yoo Minsang's fan meat patties.
What are you making?
What are you doing?
They're mine!
- What? / - Mine!
Hey!
He destroyed the fan!
Let us tell you more about our product.
How are your average fans?
You can make it higher
but it only goes up to your waist.
The range of the wind was limited.
But with Yoo Minsang's fan...
Take a look...
The breeze can reach...
Take a look...
- Look how far the wind can reach. / - Hold on.
- Take a look. / - Hold on.
This is too tall for even a pro basketball player.
That's why it's surprising.
Yoo Minsang's fan has
a sensor that recognizes people.
It'll blow the breeze in the direction you move to.
I'll show you.
Don't be surprised.
Scan complete.
It'll follow me wherever I move.
The breeze is coming to me.
As you can see...
Hold on.
How's that?
It goes exactly where I move to.
It comes right to me.
Aren't you just following the fan?
No, no.
See?
- You were too fast there. / - It comes to me.
- You have to slow down. / - Alright.
Isn't this amazing, people?
What was that?
And that's not all.
Our fan has 4 levels of wind power.
As you can see...
There's low,
medium,
high...
And lastly...
I'm Yoo Minsang.
Jenny of Black Pink?
I could get her anytime I wanted to if I tried.
It's a lie.
When did you record that?
He's full of hot air, people.
Black Pink fans, I never said this.
Time to cut to a commercial break.
Being in the army is tough.
Seonguk.
Private Im Seonguk!
I bet things are tough.
No, sir!
Want a moon pie?
Sergeant Lee...
♪ Even if you don't say it, I know ♪
Friendship through a moon pie.
Yoo Minsang's fan.
What?
Hey!
That was irrelevant!
Blow some wind or something!
What was that?
Don't you all want one?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's chicken gizzards.
- It's a fan! / - It's the best.
(Call Center)
Hello, we get every nook and cranny clean!
I'm Jeong Haecheol,
operator for robot vacuum cleaners.
A healthy meal for the family.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong, operator for chicken soup.
I'm Yang Seonil, operator for comfortable sneakers.
Hello, sir.
I'm Yang Sangguk, operator for complaints.
How may I help you?
Yes, ma'am. It's very simple to cook our soup.
Just pour it in a pot and bring it to a boil.
Then take the pot and...
Try them on.
Your feet will be very comfortable.
And another thing, ma'am.
Our sneakers feature a luxurious design.
All the people that have tried our sneakers are...
Dog fur.
If you have a pet dog, fur gets everywhere.
But our vacuum cleaner will suck all that up.
And if you look under closets, there are usually
hairs, crumbs and a bunch of dust.
It's delicious.
So good!
And our chickens were raised cage free in Jirisan,
so the chickens...
So rude!
Would you like it if I was rude to you?
Our chicken soup is filled with healthy ingredients.
If you split open the stomach,
you'll find jujube, ginseng, glutinous rice and...
There's a mop.
You can attach it to the vacuum cleaner.
And for husbands that don't help with the cleaning...
Put them in the washing machine.
Even a wash in the washing machine
won't damage them at all.
And our sneakers are very popular
with short people.
And that's because under the shoes...
There's abalone.
If you add that to the soup,
it'll turn milky white and that's...
Fine dust.
It's very bad for you.
And if your vacuum cleaner breaks,
you don't have to bring it in for repairs.
We'll send a repairman to your house.
Those repairmen are all...
Radish kimchi.
Radish kimchi and chicken soup taste delicious.
And we only use young chickens for our soup.
Their average age is...
36 years old!
I'm not exactly a youngster!
If you buy today, you also get chicken feet.
And the chicken feet are...
Size 290.
That size isn't available in Korea.
And our sneakers are very breathable.
Once you wear them and take them off, your toes...
There are 8 of them.
4 brushes on each side.
And do you know
where a robot vacuum cleaner should be stored?
Chicken gizzards.
We'll even throw in delicious chicken gizzards.
And don't keep them for a long time.
Eat them right away.
Just boil them up and when you open the lid...
It smells like feet!
But with our sneakers, foot odor...
It'll last forever.
Our warranty lasts forever.
Ma'am, please buy our chicken soup today.
If you buy today, we'll throw in...
Insoles for extra height.
And to boil up with the soup...
You get mothballs.
You'd like to purchase some? Thank you.
Buying some today...
You made a big mistake.
I'm going to sue you.
Yes, ma'am.
Thank you for your purchase.
(Sweet Potato)
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
Summer.
(Continuous heat wave all over Korea)
This is my car.
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
Please scan your card again.
Please scan only one card.
Not enough money.
That card cannot be used.
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
I got some pizza.
Thanks.
Looks good.
Thanks.
Spaghetti.
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
(Refreshing Statements)
Lady! Get out here!
What is it? Leave it at the door.
It's not a parcel delivery. I live below you! Come out!
Geez! You're going to break down the door!
My goodness...
Who are you?
I live below you.
Could you please keep it down?
Are you the only one that lives in this apartment?
You're so noisy! How can I live like this?
I couldn't take it anymore, so I came up.
Why are you always stomping around in there?
Are you jump-roping in there?
Running a triathlon? Training for the Olympics?
I thought the training center was upstairs.
I'm so scared that the ceiling will come down on me.
Could you please keep it down?
My goodness, I don't believe it.
This is the first time I'm being told I'm noisy.
All I watch are documentaries
and all I listen to is classical music.
Yet you're accusing me of being loud
and yelling at me in front of my house?
What business is it to you what I do in my home?
I don't have kids or pets.
It's just me and my husband.
How loud can we be?
You accused me of jump-roping.
But I do not exercise.
Why? Because I weigh 48kg.
And when I walk around,
I'm very light on my feet.
My husband even calls me Light-feet.
So mind your own business, mister!
It's like the person that farted got angry.
I can't believe my ears.
Don't be ridiculous.
It's like the person that farted got angry.
Light-feet? I should call you Stinky.
I came up because I couldn't take it anymore.
Why do you vacuum at 10 at night?
Is that the only time you get electricity?
And why do you play the piano at midnight?
At least it would be nice if you played well.
Why do you keep playing "School Bells?"
I graduated from school over 30 years ago,
yet I almost went to school at midnight!
You don't know since there's nobody above you.
Do you know how terrible it is
to live with all this noise?
Why do you keep doing things at night?
What do you do during the day?
I sleep! What? What?
I didn't come up here to argue with you.
Just say you're sorry.
I'd apologize if I felt sorry.
Why would I apologize if I don't feel sorry?
You did something you should apologize for.
I'd like to hear an apology, so that I can confirm that
you feel bad and go back downstairs.
Oh, I'm so sorry! Maybe I should get on my knees.
Don't you owe me an apology too?
You're a smoker, aren't you?
Every time you smoke on your veranda,
it all comes up to my unit.
And I wouldn't complain if it was just the veranda.
You smoke in the bathroom too, don't you?
I was washing my hair yesterday
and all I smelled was cigarette smoke.
You sent cigarette smoke up yesterday
and today you came up yourself.
Your smoking is annoying me to death!
You're still alive!
So what if I smoke my cigarettes in my home?
I just smoked quietly
and now you're yelling at me.
Did I ever ask you to buy me cigarettes
or smoke one with me?
I've been off cigarettes for 20 years,
but I started again because you make me so angry!
I hope you die from smoking!
Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!
The voice on this lady...
Are you shouting in a tunnel?
It's really stressing me out to talk to you, lady.
I don't know how your husband can take it.
Doesn't your husband smoke too?
My husband does not smoke in the home like you.
He smokes outside.
I'm sure he cheats on you too.
How dare you? You're making me angry!
Want a cigarette then?
Why would I want a cigarette?
Do you know how bad they are for you?
The worst substance in cigarettes is tar.
It causes cancer cells to grow in the body
and can lead to lung cancer.
Nicotine is very addictive,
so it affects the brain.
Your peripheral blood vessel will contract
causing your blood pressure to rise.
They make your blood vessels narrow
which causes cardiovascular disease.
In a worst-case scenario, you could develop
lung cancer, throat cancer and bladder cancer
as well as lung disease.
So according to the World Health Organization,
7 million people a year die from smoking.
And 3 million of them died from a heart attack
or stroke caused by smoking.
And 890,000 die from second-hand smoke.
I don't want to be one of those 89,000 people!
So please quit smoking or do something!
Everyone knows that smoking is bad for you!
You think I don't know that smoking's bad for you?
Why would you clap about smoking being bad?
I want to quit smoking too!
But you need to be quiet and stop stressing me out!
If you can't take it, just move!
I was planning on moving into the unit above you.
I'm going to open a tap dancing school there.
Fine! Go ahead!
I'll have a campfire in my unit!
I'll grill meat and sweet potatoes.
I'll grill everything I can get my hands on
and send up all the smoke to your unit!
Geez, I heard a crazy lady lived in this complex,
but I didn't know it was you.
So what? You want an autograph?
Want to take a photo?
Yes, let me take a photo.
I want to print it out and throw darts at it.
I should slap you, lady.
Want me to slap you silly?
- Hit me! Hit me! / - You think I won't?
Hit me!
(Two Job Republic)
Hello, sir. How may I help you?
I'm here to exchange some money.
Where should I go?
- Currency exchange? / - Yes.
If you look to your right...
It's over there...
And the bathroom...
Is to your left.
And to get a number...
- It's behind you. / - Hold on.
What are you doing?
In Two Job Republic, I'm a security guard...
- And a masseur. / - What?
This way please.
Alright.
- Sir. / - Yes.
- Hello. / - Here's my card.
- Currency exchange? / - Yes.
Fill out your information here.
When did you arrive in Two Job Republic?
- Yesterday. / - I see.
What did you do yesterday?
Nobody knows where you went since the airport.
What did you do? What did you do?
Why are you being like this?
I'm a banker and a detective in violent crimes!
What?
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
Hey...
Let's go.
Time to go into the room of truth!
I didn't do anything wrong!
- You didn't? / - That's right.
You'd better tell the truth.
Is this really your money?
Yes, it is.
I've exchanged your money. Thank you.
- What's with this bank? / - Here's your card.
Geez...
Hey!
What the...
Nobody move!
- Oh, no... / - On your knees.
On your knees!
Hey, why aren't you kneeling?
I'm sorry!
- Do you want to live? / - Yes, I do!
Then bow to your ancestors.
Your ancestors are angry.
Your ancestors are angry!
What are you doing?
I'm a bank robber and a shaman!
What?
- Want me to make you a talisman? / - Yes.
$20,000.
- I don't have that kind of money. / - Pay up.
I need money!
- You're really stiff. / - What?
- Young man, you shouldn't be stealing! / - Yes!
If you need money, apply for a loan.
- What the... / - Stamp here.
A loan? What are you talking about?
Why are you so noisy?
- He's hurt! / - Oh, no!
- Is there a doctor? / - I'm a doctor.
- He's too noisy. Hurry and treat him. / - Yes.
- Can you lift your arm? / - Yes.
- Lift it up a bit higher. / - Yes.
- I'll give you treatment now. / - Yes.
Why did you let it grow so long?
What are you doing?
I'm a doctor and I own a waxing shop.
Now I'll wax your chest hair.
Why would you wax my chest hair?
Your arm seems fine now.
- What are you saying? / - Quiet down!
- You punks... / - Hold it!
I'm the bank manager.
I'll comply with your demands, so please let them go!
Yeah? Then put the money in here.
- Hey! Fill these with money! / - What the...
What's your deal?
I'm a bank manager and...
A goalie.
How did you know?
You won't make the national team.
There's someone that's very good.
His surname is Jo!
You're a good shaman.
When will I get married?
Fill the bags with money!
Don't try anything funny and stay there.
Hurry with the money!
It's all in there.
Give it here.
What the...
Nice game!
Are you joking with me?
Everyone, stand up.
Hands up!
It's too long on this side too.
What's with this country?
(Ms. Shin)
- Director Jang. / - Yes.
The scene where I fight with the adulteress.
Why did you cut that?
I really gave it my all
to act my best.
Why did you cut it?
You cussed.
- I cussed? / - Yes.
The F-word or was it an animal?
You mixed them both and really went at it.
My goodness... I guess I got a bit too into it.
The actress that played the adulteress.
She quit acting.
Goodness! She's so weak-minded.
You're the best at cussing.
- Goodness... / - Hello.
The best is always a good thing.
- Taehun. / - Hello.
- I saw you were in a scandal recently. / - Yes...
The best in the tabloids!
Who was it?
It's nothing, director.
Tell me later.
- You two can rehearse. / - Okay.
Taehun, you were in a scandal?
Can you just tell me who it was?
Was it Oh Nami?
If it's her, I think I have a shot.
No, Ms. Shin.
- Then was it me? / - Pardon?
Just kidding.
I used to get into a lot of scandals.
They even said I was a kleptomaniac.
Like stealing?
I always stole the hearts of men.
I came to ask for help on my acting.
Oh, yeah? What is it?
I think this is too much to ask.
Never mind.
What is it?
A kissing scene.
Taehun.
A kissing scene is asking for too much.
But... I'm impressed at your passion for acting,
so I'll teach you today.
I'm going to really drill it into you today.
- I'll try my best. / - Alright.
You just stand there and cry.
- I just cry? / - Yes.
Lift your head up.
- I'm sorry. / - What is it?
Did I have a nose hair sticking out?
It's not like that. I have to wipe your tears away
but I pushed your hair back instead.
Taehun!
Wiping my tears and pushing my hair back
aren't important.
- Then what is? / - The lips!
Put all your energy into your lips
and come in like this... Just like this!
Then, can I try one last time and say the lines?
Alright.
Lift your head up.
That's it for today.
Ms. Shin.
In the script, it says to just act shy.
Why did you kiss me?
It doesn't say here that you kiss me.
I'm supposed to just act shy?
Yes, it says to be shy happily.
How do you act shy happily?
How do you do that?
Goodness, like this? Like this?
Ms. Shin!
Hi, Nami.
Hey there.
I want to rehearse with Ms. Shin.
You want to rehearse?
I shouldn't distract you two.
Have fun.
Taehun...
- Hello, Ms. Shin. / - Hey there.
How have you been, Ms. Shin?
I was really happy before you got here.
Ms. Shin, we have the first scene today.
I'm sorry, but can we rehearse?
Why would you do something to apologize for?
Can we please rehearse just once?
Fine. Run your mouth.
Lady, what are you doing?
Madam.
Why did you call me?
Didn't you clean the bathroom?
There's water all over the floor!
Gosh, I was cleaning the bathroom...
And then you called me and told me to make dinner.
Then you should've moved faster.
What is it that you get paid for?
Huh? Say something!
Talk! Talk! Talk!
Goodness, madam. Please don't.
I won't stand for this anymore.
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me grab your ear?
Goodness... Hey!
Did I yank on you that hard?
You're trying to make everyone hate me.
The ladies in my neighborhood
are always bad-mouthing me anyway.
You're trying to make me have to
throw my trash out at 3 a.m. because I'm scared.
Gosh, this was totally planned.
Young people these days are so scary!
I'm sorry.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me grab both of your ears?
Ms. Shin, I'm so sorry.
What is it?
The script was all wrong. This is the revised script.
Director!
I've been rehearsing with Ms. Shin up until now.
You're making things uncomfortable.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Even if the script changes on set,
we have to just be pros and act by the script.
I don't see any changes.
- It's in the next page. / - Yeah.
- Nami grabs my ear? / - Yes.
You pull on each other's ears.
Goodness...
Goodness! My goodness!
Goodness, hey! Did I pull on you this hard?
Why you...
This isn't in the script!
Add this to the script! Add it! Add it!
This is improvised!
- Take this! / - Ms. Shin!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick...
I'll show you a simple voodoo trick.
See this voodoo doll?
I will cast a spell on this doll...
And it'll become one with Magician Lee Seongdong.
Abra, abra...
Abracadabra!
Move your arm.
Stretch.
Move your left arm.
Stretch.
How about jumping? 1, 2, 3.
Jump. Good job. Here's a kiss.
Oh, that was embarrassing, boss.
Wow!
Now I'll try this amazing trick
with someone in the audience.
Is there anyone that wants a kiss from me?
Please raise your hand.
I see a lot of hands back there.
Especially you.
You raised your hand high. Come on up.
But I'm a man.
- Then why did you raise your hand? / - I didn't.
Geez...
Don't be nervous. Take a look here.
You'll become one with the doll.
Abra, abra, abra...
Cadabra!
Move your arm. Abracadabra!
Hey! This doesn't even work.
I think there's something wrong with the doll.
Something's wrong with the doll.
I'll try again with a new doll.
Don't be nervous. It's fine.
It was the doll. I don't blame you.
Let me try again.
Abra, abra, abra...
Cadabra!
Move your arm.
Move your left arm.
Try jumping.
Now back to your seat!
Amazing, right? Applause!
Now I'll show you our highlight for this show.
We'll show you the amazing trick
of making someone disappear.
For this trick, we need a beautiful assistant.
I'll find a beautiful assistant in the audience today.
This is hard.
Stop making eye-contact.
I have eyes too.
Over here...
You, miss.
Come on up.
Please give her a hand.
What's your name?
I'm Lee Hyeonji.
Lee Hyeonji.
- And where do you live? / - Gwangjin-gu.
Gwangjin-gu.
And what's your phone number?
I have a boyfriend.
You have a boyfriend?
Well, I have a wife.
Let's put her in this box.
There's nothing in the box.
Please get in the box.
Let's close this.
Please put your face close to the front.
Alright, now I'll lower the curtain.
Covered up.
Now we'll make this box...
Half the size.
Make it half the size.
It's fine. Just bring it down.
With this box here...
I don't know if I'm doing this right.
Let me put this in here.
It's going in.
Just bear with it.
The person inside has disappeared. Amazing, right?
The boyfriend.
When you meet someone,
you have to say good-bye eventually.
Looks like it's today.
Now I need a handsome assistant.
Handsome assistant, come on out.
Yes, boss.
- So handsome and tall. / - Thank you.
Don't be nervous and get in there.
He looks over 170cm tall.
I'll close this up.
Move your face.
Bring it down.
Now I'll make this box smaller.
Ready? Bring it down.
Alright.
I'm sorry.
It's going in!
Start!
1, 2, 3!
He's gone, right?
Applause!
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
The team to open up our show
shook the entire country of China.
Watch some feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell things.
$20 for a cute teddy bear.
Just buy one.
Hey, what are you doing?
It's not like that.
You fool!
I love you!
It also talks.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
We'll jump from this platform
onto this acupressure mat.
Gupal will do it!
I can do it!
Oh, yeah? Then do it while carrying me?
- What? / - Huh?
- Chilsip. / - Yeah?
I can't do it.
- You can't? / - That's right!
We need to talk things over.
Gupal, follow me.
Gupal, if you do this,
I won't call you every night
and make weird breathing sounds.
So it was you who blocked your caller ID!
- Then I'll do it. / - Good!
Hey! Take your shoes off.
You're very perceptive.
Good.
(Do not try this at home)
Don't be scared.
Oh! Gupal, are you okay?
- We sell insoles too! / - For just $5!
You can't sell things here!
Get out of here!
Come backstage if you want to buy a pair!
Get out.
Don't sell things here.
Introducing the next show!
They're the most casted group at live cafes.
It's C'est Si Bon!
♪ I'll become dust and fly away ♪
♪ I'll fly through the wind to you ♪
♪ I worked out this summer to go to the beach ♪
♪ How do I look after a year of exercise? ♪
♪ I'll become an anchovy ♪
♪ And fly away ♪
♪ I'll buy you dinner today ♪
♪ What do you want to get? ♪
♪ Call all the friends you want to invite ♪
♪ Jinho, Jinse ♪
♪ Raegun, come out ♪
- ♪ Minsang ♪ / - Hold on...
♪ Yeonggil, Suyeong, come out ♪
Buy us meat! Buy us meat!
- ♪ I'll be broke ♪ / - ♪ When you get home ♪
Later, man.
♪ I felt it instinctively ♪
♪ I went on a blind date yesterday ♪
♪ The girl was so pretty ♪
♪ I suggested we see a movie next time ♪
♪ And we exchanged numbers ♪
♪ I felt it instinctively ♪
♪ She gave me a fake number ♪
♪ Don't worry, Taewon ♪
♪ I'll set you up with a girl ♪
♪ I sent her your photo ♪
♪ And I'm waiting for a response ♪
♪ I'm waiting for a response, I'm waiting ♪
♪ I felt it instinctively ♪
♪ That I lost a friend ♪
♪ I felt it instinctively ♪
Our next performers are masters of Korean singing!
It's the genius traditional singers!
Hello!
We're the last remaining traditional singers in this era.
- We're the Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The story we'll tell you today
is "The Fairy and the Woodcutter."
Great!
The woodcutter helped a deer to hide
as it was being chased by a hunter.
To repay the woodcutter, the deer
told him where the fairies would be.
The woodcutter heard that and said this!
"Capture the Moment, How is that Possible?"
There's a talking deer here!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of fairies, maids and divers ♪
♪ The best is Seonu Yongnyeo ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The woodcutter spotted a bathing fairy
and decided to steal her clothes.
This is what he said as he stole the fairy's clothes!
I thought I could have you if I did this.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of hourglasses, sundials and water clocks ♪
♪ The best is a toothpick ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The fairy found out her flying clothes were stolen.
She goes to the woodcutter to get her clothes back.
This is what she said as soon as she saw him!
♪ I believe I can fly ♪
- Nonsense! / - ♪ I believe I can ♪ Nonsense!
♪ Out of English, Japanese and Chinese ♪
♪ The best is eel ♪
Nonsense!
You guys are good.
This is a great idea.
- Really? / - Yeah.
You're a great host, Geunji.
Oh, come on.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Introducing the next show!
Get ready to meet some amazing performers.
It's the Three Fat Tenors!
♪ Spicy squid and pork ♪
♪ Maria ♪
♪ Rolled eggs ♪
- With ketchup... / - Mustard.
With cheese inside.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Fried frogs are crispy ♪
Wow, a crispy frog leg...
- I'd eat it all. / - Sounds good.
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ Hello, it's me ♪
Sweet and sour pork, two bowls of noodles,
spicy chicken, large order of assorted seafood,
seafood stir-fry and mixed stir-fry.
Only one pair of chopsticks please.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Look at the flying birds ♪
Grilled sparrow.
Oh! Grilled sparrow.
I want some.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Don't cry, it's rice ♪
♪ It's fine ♪
- White rice like this. / - With kimchi.
♪ Sounds good ♪
Time for the random game!
Dumpling, dumpling, dumpling...
Dumpling! Dumpling!
What happened to the dumpling?
So salty.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Spicy pork ♪
- Let's get some spicy pork! / - Spicy pork!
Spicy pork...